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By ChaosFerret - 29/04/2016 22:31 - United States - Springfield
Today, I tried to wake up my boyfriend for morning sex with a Blowjob, he woke up looked at me said it was nice and thank you, then promptly got out of bed to go talk to one of our roommates for over an hour. I'm still in bed naked .FML