Love: Today, my fiancé is going on his bachelor weekend. His best man... - FML

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By ahorn - 29/04/2016 21:49 - United States - Omaha

Today, my fiancé is going on his bachelor weekend. His best man has sworn he will break us up... I'm nauseated just thinking about it. FML

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