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By devonic - 29/04/2016 18:23 - Canada - Calgary
Today, I was trying to be sexy for my boyfriend, but I slipped and bashed my face on the bad. Now I don't have front teeth and I have a meeting first thing tomorrow morning. FML
Wow! Talk about a firm mattress.