Love: Today, I was with my close friends, (who I don't see often cause... - FML

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By I like trains - 28/04/2016 01:37 - United States - Drexel Hill

Today, I was with my close friends, (who I don't see often cause I moved) who have been dating for a year tomorrow, and the girl looks at the guy, (who is doing pretty bad in school due to bullying) and said, "I can't date a failure." They were fighting the entire time I was there. FML

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