Love: Today, I had my first date with the guy I like. We were cuddling... - FML

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By FirstDateIdeas - 27/04/2016 03:14 - United States - Concord

Today, I had my first date with the guy I like. We were cuddling and I opened the Internet on my phone to search a recipe. Much to my alarm I realized that I had forgot to close the page of my most recent search. He had a clear view of the screen saying "can you poop with a tampon in?". FML.

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