Love: Yesterday was my girlfriends birthday my gift to her was a promise...

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By LustNotLove - 26/04/2016 14:53 - United States - Vancouver

Yesterday was my girlfriends birthday my gift to her was a promise ring and some roses . In return she ended up getting drunk and having sex with all my friends FML

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elilan7 9

Wednesday 27 April 2016 4:29

They're not your friends if they say yes to sleeping with your girlfriend.. Sorry. That sounds awful. :(

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elilan7 9

Wednesday 27 April 2016 4:29

They're not your friends if they say yes to sleeping with your girlfriend.. Sorry. That sounds awful. :(

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