Love: Today, my long-distance girlfriend is visiting from another continent... - FML

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By debating singleness - 26/04/2016 10:42 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my long-distance girlfriend is visiting from another continent for a week. I've had bronchitis for a month, and every time I cough she gets mad because the noise hurts her ears. My back hurt and I asked for a massage. She got mad at me for asking. It's gonna be a long week. FML.

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Miss_Whipped 43

Tuesday 26 April 2016 22:34

Those long-distance relationships can be extremely stressful. If she isn't willing to make the best of a bad situation, I say it's best to let it go.

Lildre1503 8

Tuesday 26 April 2016 21:42

Sounds like an awful gf

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Lildre1503 8

Tuesday 26 April 2016 21:42

Sounds like an awful gf

Miss_Whipped 43

Tuesday 26 April 2016 22:34

Those long-distance relationships can be extremely stressful. If she isn't willing to make the best of a bad situation, I say it's best to let it go.

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