Love: Today, I broke up with my boyfriend and my cat got run over....

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By isi4ever - 26/04/2016 00:21 - Brazil - Rio De Janeiro

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend and my cat got run over. They were the best things to be in my life and now I'm alone. FML

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chelsi01 4

Tuesday 26 April 2016 12:39

Why did you break up with him if he was really important to you

that_snowflake 22

Tuesday 26 April 2016 13:15

Wait... You broke up with your boyfriend or did he break up with you?

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fakedsincerity 32

Tuesday 26 April 2016 11:33

I'm sorry. That's awful. ):

chelsi01 4

Tuesday 26 April 2016 12:39

Why did you break up with him if he was really important to you

that_snowflake 22

Tuesday 26 April 2016 13:15

Wait... You broke up with your boyfriend or did he break up with you?

microbemaster 16

Tuesday 26 April 2016 13:50

Too depressing for an FML

Footballjake15 8

Tuesday 26 April 2016 14:10

Your fault for breaking up with him dumbass

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