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By Anonymous - 24/04/2016 05:51 - United States - Portland
Today, I went to a work party with my husband. I noticed his coworker's wives were all 5'5, 100lbs, and blonde (I am none of those things.) I stated that I was surrounded by beautiful trophy wives, and he replied, "Yep, I opted for one with brains instead." FML