Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Your instinct was right, because it’s good to laugh life off. Follow the instructions below, and if your story gets through the moderation process, it'll published in the next 24 hours or so.
This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
By Chris_calgary - 24/04/2016 00:39 - Canada
Today, my girlfriend of a year broke up with me because I hadn't contacted her in two days. Two days ago I dropped an engine on my phone. FML