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By y tho - 22/04/2016 06:38 - United States - Riverside

Today, my grandma over-heard that I was planning on taking one of her employees to my prom, who goes to an online high school. My grandma freaked out and said she'd fire her if we went together as well as took away my car. Later she told my mom she had never said any of that. FML

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