Today, I had a second date with a really hot guy I met at the mall. Lucky for me, I went into anaphylactic shock from shrimp and the guy called my parents. When I left the hospital, I was notified that after he called my parents, he ordered more food and charged it to my credit card on file. FML

by echolaker2019 / 04/10/2016 at 11:57pm / United States (New York) / Love

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  • Damn... That shellfish asshole! (Side note: I laughed my ass off while typing This)

    #8 - On 04/11/2016 at 7:59am by Roostermann25

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  • Well, I'm guessing there won't be a third? Sorry, OP. Sometimes people have no consideration or common sense...

    #2 - On 04/11/2016 at 7:52am by ScratchCatPower

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