Today, I went on my first date. When we got to the restaurant he started hitting on the waitress. As soon as we sat down he took out his iPod and watched a video, then took out his phone and went on Tinder. Then about a minute before the bill came he dissapeared to the bathroom for 20 minutes. FML

by hollyglambert / 03/27/2016 at 1:21pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

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  • The date shouldn't have gone long enough to get a bill. You should have walked when he started browsing Tinder.

    #4 - On 03/28/2016 at 6:26am by Utetopia2014

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  • If you ever see that guy again, Please kindly beat the shit out of him or have someone else do it if you are unable

    #3 - On 03/28/2016 at 6:23am by george_s_4

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