Today, for some reason that is unknown to me, I accidentally referred to my girlfriend as "my ex-girlfriend." To her face. Needless to say, my statement became true afterwards. FML
by bg4545 / 03/23/2016 at 11:39pm / United States (California) / Love
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Your parents never told you this, you can predict the future. It's not like a fortune teller that looks in to a crystal ball, but more like what you say has a 99.91% chance of happening. Please use your new found powers wisely.
#3 - On 03/24/2016 at 11:46am by CheekyRaccoon
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She didn't ask for an explanation? Needless to say a slip of the tongue didn't help...
#1 - On 03/24/2016 at 11:42am by worldclassrager
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