Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML

by Anon / 03/12/2016 at 7:13pm / United States (Texas) / Love

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  • Your boyfriend AND your tire broke up with you the same evening? Damn. That positively sucks OP, but, on the bright side, there's a great opportunity to call up a cute mechanic!

    #7 - On 03/13/2016 at 7:29am by jelrid

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  • Well, I guess while he broke your heart, he broke your car as well. Sorry OP!

    #1 - On 03/13/2016 at 7:15am by CringePotato

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