Today, an attractive woman sat beside me at the doctor's office. Unfortunately, on my other side was my senile old uncle who can't control his bowels, and after a few uncontrollable farts, she was on the other side of the room. FML

by thanksgrandpa / 03/08/2016 at 3:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

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  • Is a doctor's office really a great place to pick up women?

    #1 - On 03/09/2016 at 5:46am by Checker

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  • Don't blame your uncle for something he has no control over. There'll be lots of attractive girls later in life, but your uncle might not live long.

    #2 - On 03/09/2016 at 5:47am by Zarcissa

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