Today, my roommate made out with this guy I kind of had a thing for. It wasn't a big deal to sober me, but drunk me wasn't having it. I drank half a bottle of vodka, punched a hole in a wall, and cried while laying on the floor. FML

by stupid drunk bitch / 02/24/2016 at 1:37pm / United States (New York) / Love

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  • The fact that you drank half a bottle of vodka suggests you were kinda bothered

    #1 - On 02/25/2016 at 1:21am by Subcontinent

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  • Seems like sober you had a problem and drunk you was just you way of expressing it.

    #3 - On 02/25/2016 at 1:29am by jerseygirl94

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