Today, I gave my boyfriend a $300 cooler for Valentine's Day. When I asked what he got me, he pointed at my stomach. I'm 3 months pregnant with his baby. FML
by woahlaura / 02/14/2016 at 11:26am / United States (Texas) / Love
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It's ok, OP. You can now point at the stomach in response to several things. "Why didn't you go to the supermarket?" "Didn't you say you were going to do the dishes this time?" "What am I getting for my birthday?" The list goes on and on.
#3 - On 02/15/2016 at 4:45am by geekpower
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I didn't know you could spend that much on a cooler. You should take it back and get something to prepare for the baby.
#7 - On 02/15/2016 at 5:01am by PhoenixChick
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