Today, after weeks of eating in the same restaurant, I finally worked up the nerve to ask the super-cute cashier for her phone number. "Aw, how cute. Do you have an older brother?" FML
by CaptMacLeod / 01/26/2016 at 4:18am / United States (California) / Love
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"Babe, I am the older brother. Want me to prove it back at my place?"
#1 - On 01/26/2016 at 12:42pm by Scotth901
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What's the difference in age OP? Or do you have a baby face?
#6 - On 01/26/2016 at 12:48pm by LPac5295
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