Today, I celebrated my 4-year anniversary with my girlfriend. We didn't have sex and we didn't even kiss. All I got to do was cuddle the stuffed Minion she got me for Christmas. FML

by no love / 01/01/2016 at 5:41pm / United States / Love

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  • I don't know what's more painful, not interacting with your girlfriend on your 4 year anniversary, or owning a stuffed Minion.

    #2 - On 01/02/2016 at 1:58pm by Mewling_Quim

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  • Sorry mate. Maybe have a talk with her? If you aren't satisfied with your relationship she needs to know.

    #1 - On 01/02/2016 at 1:58pm by Rich531

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