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By Anonymous - 16/12/2015 04:04 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, my husband came home from a six-month business trip. When I saw him, I hugged and kissed him. My grandma started calling me a slutty whore, and told us we were a disgrace to our family, while trying to hit him with her cane. FML

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By lady_jeni - 09/07/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

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By mel - 18/01/2013 23:18 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML

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By loving grandaughter - 27/11/2010 11:28 - United States

Today, after months of cooking breakfast, lunch, and dinner for my husband's grandmother due to her getting a hip replacement, I overheard her calling me a whore over the phone from the next room. FML

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By Gloria Lovestar - 03/10/2019 20:00

Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML

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By katybaby - 09/12/2010 17:15 - United States

Today, my husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie. I was so startled that I screamed, punched him, and started sobbing. Now he won't talk to me because this is 'the first step on the road of domestic violence'. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 15:20 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML

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Relationship specialist

By Anonymous - 16/10/2023 13:00

Today, I attended a family reunion, during which my grandma gave me "relationship advice" in front of everyone. She's been married five times, and her longest marriage lasted a whole 6 months. FML

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MY WIFE!

By Fmlloser - 07/03/2022 00:01

Today, I came home from work to find my things outside my yard and the door locks changed. I called my wife to let me in and she told me to go live with, “That homewrecking whore who texted you last night” instead. She’s talking about my cousin, who informed me via text that my aunt’s in the hospital. FML

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Unapproving

By Anonymous - 27/06/2015 18:56 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2012 23:25 - United Kingdom - Kent

Today, after years of bad blood, my husband decided to invite his parents to dinner. After making rude remarks about my pregnancy, his dad eventually muttered that I'm a slut. My husband punched him, his wife called the police, and now I'm all alone while he sits in a jail cell for battery. FML

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91hayek 31

Wednesday 16 December 2015 14:52

some people think that because they are old they can get away with unwarranted opinions and violence. Shame.

Yimpish 15

Wednesday 16 December 2015 14:53

Tell her that it runs in the family.

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rivimatt 20

Wednesday 16 December 2015 14:45

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HappyItalian 38

Wednesday 16 December 2015 14:52

I don't think her grandma is THAT old.

holly_fly 34

Wednesday 16 December 2015 16:24

And she's married...

Colon_Man 17

Wednesday 16 December 2015 18:03

Most grandmothers today grew up through the 60s. God damn, I'm getting old.

NNOTCHO 23

Wednesday 16 December 2015 18:24

My grandma was born in the 40's the year ww2 ended I think

PANDORUM89 21

Wednesday 16 December 2015 19:23

I'm 26 and my grandma was born in 39. So she's had to go through a lot of social changes. She's still a bit on the edge when it comes to certain things in regards to sexual behavior and PDA. Though I don't see the problem unless you gave him a tongue included kiss. If that was the case maybe next time you know he is coming back perhaps you make sure its a private occasion.

confused_wandere 26

Wednesday 16 December 2015 19:35

My grandfather was born in 1929. She could certainly be that old.

stormy0307 16

Thursday 17 December 2015 14:28

I'm 26 and my parents were born in the 50's and my grandparents were born in the 20's, my grandfather fought in WW2.

Colon_Man 17

Thursday 17 December 2015 17:21

#34; I guess a lot of people don't want to hear the truth. :D

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Sunday 3 January 2016 14:30

I'm 20. My paternal great-grandparents were born in the 30s, my paternal grandparents were born in the early 50s, and my parents were born in the early 70s. My family usually breeds early (around my current age). I'm not planning on continuing that but it is really nice to still have my great grandparents around. :) That said, I can see my great-grandmother reacting like the grandma in the FML, like kissing is somehow inappropriate. However, my grandma is really cool and would be totally fine with it.