Today, my husband put on a nice suit and asked me out to dinner. When he found out I was on my period, he decided to stay home instead, since there was "no point" anymore. FML
by alexa / 12/08/2015 at 12:14pm / Germany (Bayern) / Love
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Next time keep that part about riding the cotton pony a secret until after desert has been served.
#7 - On 12/08/2015 at 7:23pm by captainsmegma
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If he wont spoil you when you are on it then does he deserve you to begin with?
#9 - On 12/08/2015 at 7:29pm by dman798
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