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Today, I decided to get a Blizzard from Dairy Queen. As bent down to put my pen away, my Blizzard somehow defied the laws of gravity and fell on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15492) - you deserved it (3515)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:10am - love - by sadtimes - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

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XD it fell up? That's fantastic!

#5 - On 02/28/2009 at 7:32pm by Chaos Child

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Falling isn't defying the laws of gravity. On the contrary, it's obeying them.

#4 - On 02/27/2009 at 3:41pm by genericnickname

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