Today, after many years of being single, I finally worked up the courage to ask my coworker out. He said no and gave me "fair warning" that he's going to report me for sexual harassment. FML

by Anonymous / 11/27/2015 at 10:52am / United States (Ohio) / Love

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  • I don't even want to imagine what he'd do if you accidentally brushed up against him

    #2 - On 11/28/2015 at 2:16am by crossl16

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  • Unless you invited his sweet ass to an orgy, I don't see how on earth this could be warranted.

    #4 - On 11/28/2015 at 2:19am by Tripartita

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