Today, my boyfriend found out that male goats will stick their tongues out, snort, and garble at female goats in heat. Now he's doing it to me at all manner of times, sound effects and all. I now know why goats ram their heads into things repeatedly. FML

by StillnothowIimaginedmydaygoing / 10/14/2015 at 12:22pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love

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  • Goat luck trying to get him to stop kidding around.

    #2 - On 10/15/2015 at 1:12am by michaelaranda

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  • Find some other obscure creature like that, and simply do it back. Eventually he will stop if you make it embarrassing enough. Either way, FYL OP

    #1 - On 10/15/2015 at 1:11am by auest

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