Today, at age 27, I went to pick up the girl I like for my first ever date. Her brother answered the door with a baseball bat, said the date was off and threatened to smash my kneecaps to pieces if I ever came back. FML

by Anonymous / 10/09/2015 at 2:39am / United States (Arizona) / Love

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  • Sounds like he's called dibs.

    #3 - On 10/09/2015 at 12:25pm by JustJumped

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  • Someone is a bit over protective. You two are adults, too bad the brother can't act like one and let his sister have a good time.

    #1 - On 10/09/2015 at 12:24pm by Geckosrock99

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