Today, a guy kept flirting with me despite all my hints for him to kindly fuck off and die, so I lied and said I'm a lesbian. This didn't stop him. It got so bad, I had to claim I was born with a dick and say that's why I like girls. Only then did he say "Eeewww..." and back off. FML

by Thai that on for size / 09/25/2015 at 3:56pm / New Zealand (Hawke's Bay) / Love

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  • Could've been worse; he might have been into that too.

    #3 - On 09/26/2015 at 2:35am by Paintonmyarms214

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  • Just list a disgusting fetish or two and pray you never see them again

    #6 - On 09/26/2015 at 2:39am by chairmanmeow1

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