Today, I asked my girlfriend why she's been avoiding kissing me lately. Apparently she had a dream that one of my teeth caught on her braces, and all of her teeth got pulled out like a string of pearls. It seems unlikely she will be un-scarred any time soon. FML

by Anonymous / 09/18/2015 at 10:08pm / United States (Washington) / Love

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  • Definitely not the type of pearl necklace she's looking for ;-) Give it time... She'll get over it.

    #7 - On 09/19/2015 at 6:09pm by GrinchFu1

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  • Tell her to grit her teeth and get over it

    #4 - On 09/19/2015 at 6:07pm by 20bricks

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