Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML

by welpwelpwelp / 07/08/2015 at 1:45pm / Australia (Australian Capital Territory) / Love

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