Today, I moved in with my boyfriend because my parents kicked me out. He said that if I ever touch his "fucking apple jacks" he will "chop" my nipples off and feed them to the dog. FML
by CassidyQueen / 06/05/2015 at 10:14pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
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Well I wouldn't let you touch my apple jacks either
#3 - On 06/06/2015 at 1:27pm by naturallyfuck
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Well shit. I hope he wasn't serious.
#1 - On 06/06/2015 at 1:26pm by nkb94
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