Today, I got into a heated argument with my girlfriend. Not because of anything I did, but because she actually believes that pasteurization is when a pastor blesses a dairy product. "You know, like kosher." FML

by Anonymous / 05/26/2015 at 11:12am / United States (California) / Love

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  • "May thy milk be blessed for thy thirst." Amen.

    #4 - On 05/26/2015 at 6:37pm by Nadron

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  • Oh dear. Tell her to do some Google research.

    Also have a milk related joke:
    Why is milk the fastest food?
    Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

    #7 - On 05/26/2015 at 6:38pm by fakedsincerity

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