Today, my girlfriend surprised me with what was allegedly a birthday "cake". It was so horribly deformed, I wasn't sure whether to eat it or wear it as a hat. I had to pretend it didn't taste like play-doh, and ended up throwing it up in the toilet. Happy birthday to me. FML

by Anonymous / 05/11/2015 at 12:06pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love

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  • You should be happy that someone went through the effort to try to make you happy, even if it didn't turn out great.

    #3 - On 05/11/2015 at 6:06pm by SKITTLZ2000

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  • Depending on how close you two are or how long you have been in the relationship, you could have just told her. I'm sure if she had some too and you weren't saying anything, she was thinking it too and just wasn't saying anything either. If you had have said something maybe she would have understood and took you out somewhere or went and bought you a new cake instead :)

    #2 - On 05/11/2015 at 6:05pm by cutycat136

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