Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

by Anonymous / 05/01/2015 at 10:22pm / United States (California) / Love

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  • Then she's NOT the girl of your dreams. Nobody does great on their first time, OP, and even if it wasn't your first time, her being rude and unkind about it automatically makes her not worth your time.

    #2 - On 05/02/2015 at 5:52pm by heirofhope

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  • At least she left- she sounds like a pretty horrid person. You deserve better OP :)

    #4 - On 05/02/2015 at 5:53pm by Haggis300

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