Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML
by Forever alone / 05/01/2015 at 10:24am / United States (Nebraska) / Love
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Why would you even fucking brag about that?
#4 - On 05/01/2015 at 6:22pm by MrConcise
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Should've turned it around with a "No by you're mom"
#8 - On 05/01/2015 at 6:24pm by big_papa_
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