Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML

by Forever alone / 05/01/2015 at 10:24am / United States (Nebraska) / Love

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  • Why would you even fucking brag about that?

    #4 - On 05/01/2015 at 6:22pm by MrConcise

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  • Should've turned it around with a "No by you're mom"

    #8 - On 05/01/2015 at 6:24pm by big_papa_

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