Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "God" told her to. I guess "God" didn't have any problems with me buying dinner first. FML

by wil / 04/25/2015 at 1:55pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love

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  • Steal some food out of house and tell her that 'God' told you to

    #2 - On 04/26/2015 at 6:45am by MissKangaroo

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  • Damn... Looks like "God" really has it in for you. Although, I think we all know it was probably Castiel or Metatron. My money is on Metatron. The plan is just about evil enough to fit his profile.

    Am I displaying my "nerd" too much? Yeah... Probably.

    #7 - On 04/26/2015 at 7:00am by bdsmslave

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