Today, I went on a date with a girl I like. Afterwards, I drove her home, and we just sat there awkwardly. I thought she wanted to kiss me but was nervous, so I jokingly said "What're you waiting for? Christmas?" I guess she took that as a "Get the hell out", because she broke into tears and left. FML

by fuck / 04/18/2015 at 10:38am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

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  • Wrap yourself in Christmas paper and sit outside her porch. It's a flawless plan.

    Bonus points if you are wearing a Santa Claus suit.

    #5 - On 04/18/2015 at 11:43pm by Welshite

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  • She probably thought you meant "what are you waiting for to get out of my car" not "what are you waiting for to kiss me"

    #3 - On 04/18/2015 at 11:43pm by haileyrows

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