Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML

by Anonymous / 04/17/2015 at 4:43pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Love

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  • Well, maybe if you wanted to keep playing, you should have put your foot down?

    #2 - On 04/18/2015 at 3:12am by Vidrill

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  • Sounds like she needs to go directly to jail without passing go or collecting $200.

    #4 - On 04/18/2015 at 3:13am by Cads1

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