Today, my boyfriend made me breakfast because I had a cold. Because my nose was so stuffed, I couldn't tell that our milk had gone bad. I had two cups. And now I'm stuck on the toilet. FML
by n / 04/04/2015 at 2:23pm / United States / Love
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Am I the only one that checks the use by date? Plus couldn't you taste it?
#1 - On 04/05/2015 at 6:16am by Weiss_Schnee
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wouldn't he know it was off?
#2 - On 04/05/2015 at 6:20am by AndyPurdy
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