Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML

by xswitch74 / 03/16/2015 at 10:36am / United Kingdom / Love

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  • Introduce her to your middle finger. She obviously wants your attention man.

    #1 - On 03/16/2015 at 1:51pm by WavRace

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  • Well, then be a gentleman and tell him about her favorite things to do during sex.

    #7 - On 03/16/2015 at 1:54pm by IWishIWasObama

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