Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML
by xswitch74 / 03/16/2015 at 10:36am / United Kingdom / Love
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Introduce her to your middle finger. She obviously wants your attention man.
#1 - On 03/16/2015 at 1:51pm by WavRace
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Well, then be a gentleman and tell him about her favorite things to do during sex.
#7 - On 03/16/2015 at 1:54pm by IWishIWasObama
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