Today, I caught my girlfriend Googling how to uninstall Siri. I asked why she wanted to do that, and she said, "I don't like it. I don't like how the slut talks to you." I get the feeling I'll need a gun when I break up with this crazy fucker. FML

by Anonymous / 01/22/2015 at 1:41am / United States (Georgia) / Love

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  • If you've begun to call her a 'crazy fucker' then maybe you should break up with her now.

    #7 - On 01/22/2015 at 1:00pm by LunaaBluee

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  • Maybe you shouldn't have told Siri to call you by the name "Sex Machine".

    #2 - On 01/22/2015 at 12:58pm by MrSassypants

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