Today, I got shitfaced at a club. A cute girl I'd met earlier in the evening offered to drive me home in my car and spend the night with me. She crashed my car and did a runner before the cops showed up. They wouldn't believe my story. I now have a wrecked car and a DUI. FML

by Anonymous / 01/02/2015 at 5:14pm / United States (Maryland) / Love

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  • Well now you know to not trust strangers with your vehicle. Next time just call a cab...

    #1 - On 01/02/2015 at 11:28pm by juststephhere

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  • Serves you right for getting overly drunk and trusting a stranger.

    #2 - On 01/02/2015 at 11:29pm by patrickeli

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