Today, my ex called, saying she's 3 months pregnant. She seems to have forgotten that we haven't been in the same room, much less friends, in over a year. My dimwitted wife thinks the baby is mine. FML

by both are dimwitted / 12/23/2014 at 1:32pm / United States (California) / Love

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  • It appears you attract some bright women.

    #2 - On 12/23/2014 at 6:11pm by catherine012

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  • Wow, sorry to hear that OP. Hope your wife figures it out lol

    #1 - On 12/23/2014 at 6:11pm by ajilon7

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