Today, as I was saying bye to my girlfriend, I said "see ya later, alligator." She took offense because she thought I called her ugly. FML
by sexualpopcorn / 12/20/2014 at 10:37pm / United States (California) / Love
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Next time go for something like "Goodbye, butterfly" or maybe something less cheesy :P
#2 - On 12/21/2014 at 8:18am by DrMario_
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Your girlfriend has probably never heard that phrase before if she took offense from it. Tell her that you weren't trying to call her ugly and a lot of people say that to each other (Y'know because it rhymes).
#3 - On 12/21/2014 at 8:18am by the_fanciest_man
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