By PyroSam - 12/12/2014 18:07 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend sent Christmas Carollers to my house to tell me he was breaking up with me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 757
You deserved it 3 013

PyroSam tells us more.

PyroSam 21

Here's the full story (just saying this is my first FML that has been published. Yay!). First off, we'd had a fight and he'd stormed out of the house. I believe he went out with his friends and got drunk out of his mind, which is probably where the midnight Christmas breakup idea came from. The carollers were surprisingly supportive, and I didn't even have to tip them. The next morning I received a grovelling voice message, which I subsequently ignored. I think I'm done with that relationship now, but hats off to his originality.

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thevelociraptor 31

Ouch, I'm sorry Op. That's really heartless. In my opinion, if he didn't even have the balls to tell you in person he wasn't 'the one' anyways.

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thevelociraptor 31

Ouch, I'm sorry Op. That's really heartless. In my opinion, if he didn't even have the balls to tell you in person he wasn't 'the one' anyways.

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Miss_Chevious 37

have to admit he was heartlessly.... creative

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Soundslikeothers 15

Haha, if he did have the balls to break up with her in person would you consider him "The One" "Awe he broke up with her in person, he's a keeper"

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thevelociraptor 31

I meant Op shouldn't feel too bad about it because he broke up with her/him through carollers. He shouldn't be worth the grief.

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SkyGuy32 17

What are you talking about, that's the best way to break up.

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ThePols 11

#20 Hahaha "He broke up with me in person! I think he's the one!" *girls in the background screaming with joy* "Omg!"

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incoherentrmblr 21

So, I'm wondering if they did "The 12 reasons I am breaking up with you..."

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shessohighh 10

I'm wondering if they put a spin on a classic Christmas song or if he wrote his own song for it and just had them sing it.

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Sandman366 6

Definitely. It's all he gets points for, but it certainly is a new way. And impressive that he convinced them to do that....

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kimco26 12

I know it's wrong. but I just laughed my ass off! !

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Dave_Davington 33

Just when you thought Christmas carols couldn't be any more obnoxious...

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sarah5745 41

Did he really? The least he could have done is break up to her face and not behind some Christmas Carollers

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cheeeksss 29

It was... Creative. I'd give him that. But in terms of the relationship and in terms of OP, there was NO effort. It is way harder to gather the courage to break up with someone face to face. Console them as they cry, and answer the endless questions they probably have. OP, you'll be fine. Spend the holidays with friends and family c:

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604 11

Now you can celebrate Festivus! The Holiday for the rest of us.

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Louie2013 12

Get ready for the airing of grievances

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iireenee 23

I'm so sorry for you. Boys should be manly enough to do it themselves. You deserve better!

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sweetbliss3 37

if he can't break up with someone himself in real life, he probably doesn't need to be in a relationship.

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