Today, my boyfriend made me a milkshake. It was pale yellow with some black spots. He told me it was banana and poppy seed. After drinking it, he told me they weren't poppy seeds. They were his pubes. FML

by pubemilkshake / 12/07/2014 at 9:12pm / United States (Utah) / Love

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  • Sorry op your boyfriend is demented.

    #2 - On 12/08/2014 at 3:03am by Austrand22

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  • Girls milkshakes may bring all the boys to the yard, but his milkshake will bring her nausea and nightmares

    #4 - On 12/08/2014 at 3:03am by NeoMatrix25

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