Today, I was locked out of my house. As I was about to knock on the window to ask my girlfriend to let me in, I saw her on the sofa, digging a huge booger out of her nose and eating it. FML
by Anonymous / 11/28/2014 at 12:17pm / United Kingdom / Love
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Ask her if she wants fries with that..
#1 - On 11/28/2014 at 3:34pm by 0void0
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Could have been worse. She could have been feeding it to a secret lover.
#4 - On 11/28/2014 at 3:35pm by ahabsfan
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