Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because of the scratch marks on my back. I didn't have the nerve to tell her I tried to shower with the cat. FML

by Anonymous / 11/17/2014 at 7:56pm / United States (Indiana) / Love

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  • YDI. Didn't those two years mean anything to you? I would rather have an awkward conversation than lose the girl I love.

    #1 - On 11/18/2014 at 1:41am by quickit

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  • .. You tried to shower with your cat? Smart.

    #2 - On 11/18/2014 at 1:41am by Klima

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