Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML

by Anonymous / 11/06/2014 at 12:14pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

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  • Play with his pinky fingers (or his smallest pair of fingers). When he asks you to play with his you-know-what instead, respond with "but these are bigger..."

    #4 - On 11/06/2014 at 5:59pm by SuperWhoMarvLock

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  • He found what he's into.

    #1 - On 11/06/2014 at 5:56pm by dman1997

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