Today, my boyfriend became a magician. His best trick? The disappearing act. FML

by highheelcyanide / 11/05/2014 at 8:11pm / United States (California) / Love

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  • alakadamn

    #1 - On 11/06/2014 at 7:28am by MeanBeagle

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  • First of all, I am so excited that this got posted! Almost makes dating the jerk worth it! Also, all the comments are hilarious. To answer some questions, no, I most definitely am not pregnant. There wasn't even a scare. On the backstory, he wasn't *technically* my boyfriend, but we had been dating and things were going really great. He did all the right things and we had a great connection (or so I thought). So after a while we slept together, and enjoyment was had on both sides. Nothing seemed off for a few days, and then he gradually quit texting me and I never saw him again after that night. Live and learn, I suppose.

    #31 - On 11/06/2014 at 2:39pm by highheelcyanide

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