By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 01:23 - United States - South Salem

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 276
You deserved it 4 138

Same thing different taste

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Sounds like you two are a match made in heaven

jack_jill05 14

That sounds like a mess, OP! It sounds like you both are okay, seeing as you posted and found out what happened. hope your head gets better & she says yes!

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jack_jill05 14

That sounds like a mess, OP! It sounds like you both are okay, seeing as you posted and found out what happened. hope your head gets better & she says yes!

"And son, that's how your mother and I got married."

Noooo!! Please don't procreate. Imagine the poor children!

Sounds like you two are a match made in heaven

They say that love hurts but, this is taking it to a whole new level.

SchlomoTheGrinch 18

More like a match made in the emergency room but still ;-)

A Dangerous Engagement-coming to theaters near you!

Must be a sign! Jk! Hope your head feels better! But as soon as you get out of the hospital or when you feel better, you should propose

was the proposal theme was Halloween..?

Wow, you two have really fallen for each other!

At least she follows your lead. Beginning of a wonderful home . Good luck op .

Well done ! How romantic would it be to propose in a hospital ? ;)